Germany, Germany!
I made a song for you!
What? For me, an enemy?
Fine, sing it.
Doitsu doitsu doitsu wa ii tokoro da yo
Germany. Germany. Germany is a great place.
Chanto horyo no ore ni gohan wo kureru shi
They feed me even though I'm a prisoner.
Igirisu mitai ni mazukunai
The food doesn't taste crappy like British stuff either.
Sooseeji chiizu suggoku oishii yo
Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty!
Inu ni totte wa tengoku sore ga doitsu
For a dog, it's heaven. That's what Germany is.
Demo doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino iatsukan de tsubusaresou da yo
But why are all Germans so stern? I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation.
Ore no haato ore kowakute namida dechau yo neechan mo dekai yo
My heart is so afraid and I'm going to cry. The girls are so big too.
Biirudaru wo mainichi haretsu saseru no wa shumi nano
Is it your hobby to burst barrels of beer every day?
Ato taigun de orenchi ni oshiyosenaide kankoukyaku ga kowasugiruno
Also, please stop raiding my house in swarms. The tourists are way too scary.
Doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute takumashii no hyahhoo
German chicks are bigger and better built than me. Yoohoo!
Welcome back, Italy.
HETALIA
Jeez...
Even though France lost and the war ended, they're demanding the unreasonable!
[France Demanding the Unreasonable] France, who despised Germany, blamed all of the war on Germany and its allies. On top of that, the compensation that they demanded was 132 billion Gold Marks! Big brother France, who loves fishing in troubled waters, also came to occupy the Ruhr area.
Every day, every day...!
No matter how many times I sleep and wake up,
I'm building cuckoo clock after cuckoo clock...!
Sending money to France and building more cuckoo clocks!
I feel like I'm gonna go crazy!
But the war is over and I was able to ditch that guy, so I feel a lot better now.
He was a real oddball.
I've had enough of babysitting a weirdo like that.
Yes. My time alone is my happy time.
Germany! Give me a job!
My family became poor!
Don't ever come here again!
I'm also desperately trying to make money in order to pay back that idiot France!
W-Wait!
Hear me out!
My family's condition is even worse!
We don't have anywhere to work or any bread to eat.
I'll do anything, even if the pay is bad or the job sucks!
Even if I can only get a little bit of money, it's fine!
Please! Won't you give me a job?
Italy...?
Dear big brother,
I started working at Germany's house making bills!
Don't be shocked when you hear this:
My salary is 900,000,000 Marks!
Oh, but an egg costs 3,200,000,000 Marks!
Isn't that surprising?
Time has passed and now it's World War II
The German army is sweeping away all opposition and bulldozing over those bearded guys!
If this keeps up,
it's only a matter of time until they gain control of Paris!
What was that?!
He attacked big brother France again?
Damn that twat!
If we keep this up,
I'm sure the day will soon come when I'll be able to rip out every hair from that France's beard.
Mr. Germany, this is terrible!
This is the worst situation imaginable!
Italy... became Germany's ally!
Germany~!
Starting today, I'm your ally!
I'm looking forward to-
Germany! I was thrown back again!
Don't come back this way!
What are you after anyway?!
I came here to become your friend!
Let's form an alliance!
I've always been ruled by another country,
so I've always dreamed of having a friend.
And I feel like we'd be able to become good friends!
When I'm in a pinch, please save me, okay?
And when you're in a pinch, I'll save you.
Fr... iend..?
I don't have anyone like that, so I don't really know, but...
I see.
Friends, huh?
Sounds good!
Yeah.
We're friends!
And so, the two countries formed an alliance, but...
In the end...
Germany! Thanks for the water!
Now I can make pasta again!
No, don't make any more...
It'd be ridiculous if you kept making pasta in the desert and we died.
All it did was make Germany's stomachache worse.
HETALIA
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia